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#79462 Surfa utan Leash 11 år, 11 månader sen Stoke: 11

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Legrope-Free Purist Slightly Less Smug After Fourth Swim To Beach.

Toonalook backbeach, January 18, 2010. – Local soul surfer Carl Reid's annoying air of superiority took a well-deserved setback today thanks to a number of tiring swims to retrieve his retro twin-fin fish.

Reid, 23, met two friends, John Mcphee and Wayne Tanner at Toonalook backbeach lookout at 3.00pm whereupon they agreed on a quick surf despite the marginal windswell on offer and rapidly dropping tide.

“We were getting changed and straight away Reidy was on our case for how lame we were for using a legrope on a two foot beachie.” recalls Tanner.

“Thing is, I kinda agree with him but there's something about the way the smug prick comes over all fucken-holier-than-thou that makes me want to punch him in that goateed face of his.”

Reid, who adorns his boards with Sea Shepherd stickers, continued to lecture his friends about their 'infantile dependence' on the legrope as they made their way down to the water's edge.

Onlookers observed Reid’s legrope-free posturing and body language with distaste.

Bea Smith, 78, a long term Toonalook resident, walking her beagles along the beach at the time, commented to reporters. “Look at 'im, like a strutting peacock that boy is. Poser is what I reckon.”

Disdain soon turned to joy for the eyewitnesses as Reid lost his board four times in half an hour.

On each occasion he was forced to swim all the way to the beach.

“It was magic” claimed a clearly elated Mcphee, “the first time he swam in he was all like 'it's a good workout' and 'I'm feeling the flow' and stuff, but you could see him getting more and more pissed off. By the fourth swim he was fully losing his shit, swearing and carrying on.

“He'd be madly swimming after his board and every time he'd almost get to it, a little whitewater'd come through and take it out of his reach.”

Mcphee continued: “Kinda makes me believe that there might be some kind of karmic force behind the ways of the ocean after all., 'Cos anything that wipes that smug fucken I'm-more-in-tune-with-the-great-mysteries-of-the-ocean-than-you-look off his face has got to be good.”
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#79470 Svar: Surfa utan Leash 11 år, 11 månader sen Stoke: 68

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#79528 Svar: Surfa utan Leash 11 år, 11 månader sen Stoke: 20

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Varför surfa utan leash? Som att knulla en hora utan kondom och betala med monopolpengar! Va?! Nej nu går jag verkligen på sista versen... PS: Har aldrig legat med en hora, tyckte bara att det var en grymt bra liknelse... Miches leash gick av för några dagar sedan tex och han kan inte simma, var tvungen att ge honom min bräda och simma in själv, sen fick jag typ åla i vattnet för att slippa ALLA JÄVLA SJÖBORRAR VARFÖR FINNS DOM! JÄVLA BAJSDJUR, INGEN FUNKTION I EKOSYSTEMET; BARA JÄVLIGA!!!!
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#79534 Svar: Surfa utan Leash 11 år, 11 månader sen Stoke: 33

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Yeah, i like the "holier-than-thou " thats fecking true.
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