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#8198 Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 4

Lee
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Jeez how many aussie we got on this forum now? Must be a few. We got Ratman up in Östersund. Chris down there in kalmar. Craig Sheepo over in GBG. OZ Duck Man has shown up. Max, Trev, Calvin and Me in Stockholm. Thats like 7 there has to be some more. There is only 1 yank on here as far as I know and that is SharkBoy but he comes from the east coast so that is as good as Australian for me. Matt Baxter but he is a sheep shagger. Missing anyone? At least 5 of those Aussies also have Swedish Passports. Time for our own Surf Team boys...

I blame the Oz Open Tennis.
 
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#8203 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 72

Redax
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Does an Aussie resident count ? Panda is a citizen and so is Mista, but they're just Aussies on paper haha suckers!!
 
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#8204 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 30

Gazzer
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Hej Lee - you forgot "Wankers" ......... let's see now who could that be???
 
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#8206 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 15

Daniel
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Yup, you missed Jamie, who is a true viking, surfing without shoes or gloves in midoctober on his 7S superfish, recently moved from Umeå to Gbg.
 
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#8208 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen  

Trevor

Onya mate, reminds me of when I went in for a body bash, mid oktober at torö......in my undies.
didnt really have much to show off afterwards.
 
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#8211 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 8

Craig
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Adam gbg. ask well in gbg. and fader is in sharkies boat.
 
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#8213 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 8

Craig
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as well I mean. How´s it going Lee? I talked to ratman the other day, We talked about getting some waves in sometime, he said you could be keen too.
 
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#8224 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 68

RATMAN
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There's also Richie Potts in Trollhättan..he's around as well..I've got his email address...I'm keen for an Oz meet..would be pretty funny actually..
 
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#8236 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 1

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sign me up for a bash 2!!!
 
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#8237 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 0

ozduckman
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Sounds good, count me in.. maybe somewhere we could all go for a wave..
 
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#8244 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 72

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Australian Surfers of Sweden = ASS.
Dags att starta på allvar nu efter några år av skitsnack!
 
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#8245 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 72

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Australian Surfers of Sweden = ASS.
Dags att starta på allvar nu efter några år av skitsnack!
 
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#8261 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 68

RATMAN
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Great idea but not much will get done..we'll all be too pissed to organize anything....EXCEPT... a good barbie of course...!!
 
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#8277 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 0

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Hats off to you guys for a great revised surf forum, ASS sounds like a great idea I'm in for that. let me know whats happening, g,day the Rat and Craig
 
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#8284 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 68

RATMAN
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ASS...Shouldn't it be ARSE.....At least that's the way we spell it....hahahaha

Australian Rebels Surfing Extremelycoldwater...ARSE....HAHAHA
 
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#8328 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen  

non aussie!

Pojkar!Varför öppnar ni inte en pizzeria i Arboga,går en språkkurs för SFI.Själv är jag en minioritet!"Iranska bögar som surfar kalla vatten".Vi är en hård,tuff grupp som inte tolererar....-Vad som helst!-Så dä så!!!
En gång gick kamran, nästan med orakad bar överkropp.Så att alla såg!!!!!!!
-Gör om det ni era tuffingar.......
-Som inte kan prata Svenska!!!!!!
 
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#8331 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 2 månader sen Stoke: 24

SharkBoy
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non aussie! skrev:
Pojkar!Varför öppnar ni inte en pizzeria i Arboga,går en språkkurs för SFI.Själv är jag en minioritet!"Iranska bögar som surfar kalla vatten".Vi är en hård,tuff grupp som inte tolererar....-Vad som helst!-Så dä så!!!
En gång gick kamran, nästan med orakad bar överkropp.Så att alla såg!!!!!!!
-Gör om det ni era tuffingar.......
-Som inte kan prata Svenska!!!!!!


feeling left out?
 
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#8402 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 1 månad sen  

Aussie i höganas

One more for the team in höganas, down in skåne, soon to be lund, but hopefully gothenburg before to long, anyone manage to find any coppers pale ale in this place?

steve
 
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#8406 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 1 månad sen  

Gbg aussie

Coopers in gothenborg.
 
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#8408 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 1 månad sen  

non aussie!

skönt att ni inte fattar!!!
 
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#8410 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 1 månad sen Stoke: 68

RATMAN
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NO coopers steve but I get vb up here and I brew my own coopers bought from the local supermarket!!
Funny that one can get coopers brew kits in northern scandinavia..hahahha..but true!!
 
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#8430 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år, 1 månad sen Stoke: 0

Calvin
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I'm up for it! Drinking piss, BBQ's, expression sessions.. whatever. We're gonna need a few primers before the Rugby world Cup come sept in froggyland.

Calvin.....
 
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#11672 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år sen Stoke: 0

Fitzy
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Howzit goin'? One more in Falkenberg. Same ol' Swedish missus shit.
Anyone westcoasting dont be shy to leave a message and hook up 4 a brewski or a wave!!!
 
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#11678 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 13 år sen Stoke: 68

RATMAN
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non aussie! skrev:
skönt att ni inte fattar!!!


Non aussie...jag fattar men jag skiter fullständigt i dina komentarer..meningslös..
 
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#11727 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 12 år, 12 månader sen Stoke: 0

Damo
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G´day another aussie here, living in Växjö at the moment but girlfriend is from Glommen on the westcoast, looking foward to searching this swedish coastline!!!

cheers

Damo
 
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#11728 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 12 år, 12 månader sen Stoke: 4

bigfat
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got just one quest. mates what the fuck brought you guys to sweden? that would be intresting? is it the like of swedish boys and girls or did some one told you there is some sick surf. and you hangin around wait ing for el swesia stand up barrels. but it's nice to see your asses around so even the east coaster have some people to relate with.

by the way going oz for a year. got some home secrets to tell me.
 
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#11763 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 12 år, 12 månader sen Stoke: 18

erc
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It's an ozzie invasion, good to have you all here though!

I bet you where all dragged kicking and screaming over here by your women...
 
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#11774 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 12 år, 12 månader sen Stoke: 68

RATMAN
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Yaaapp:ohmy:
 
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#11778 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 12 år, 12 månader sen Stoke: 33

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I reckon Aussie rugby been crap lately and I have foreseen that Ireland will win the world cup.
I hate the French it wasnt a last try in the six nations!

Ye lads missing Home and Away? Feck cant remember that other funny ozzie show, with the two odd looking ladies (one fat and one with white afro)

Tha Castle is a great one toowith a couple of cans of XXXX

"Tell him he is dreaming"
 
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#11784 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 12 år, 12 månader sen Stoke: 33

Andiss
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Some rugger jokes:

Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an English rugby fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?

A. Shoot the English fan - twice.


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Traveling in a train were a Wallaby, an All Black, a spectacular looking blonde and an older lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Wallaby had a big red slap mark on his cheek.


(1) The blonde thought - "That horrible Wallaby wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."


(2) The older lady thought - "This dirty Wallaby laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."


(3) The Wallaby thought - "That bloody All Black put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."


(4) The All Black thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid Wallaby again."

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A rugby player from Cardiff is having a quiet drink in a Sydney Bar. He leans over to the big guy next to him and says, "Do you wanna hear an Aussie joke?". The big guy replies, "Well mate, before you tell that joke you should know something: I'm six feet tall, 105kgs and I'm a Wallaby forward. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 115kgs and he's an ex-Wallaby. Next to him is a bloke who's 6'5" weighs 120kgs and he's a current Wallaby second-rower. Now, do you still want to tell that Aussie joke?".

The Welshman says, "Nah..... not if I'm going to have to explain it three times".
 
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#11787 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 12 år, 12 månader sen Stoke: 11

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Donerat Guld

When you say rugger och rugby you mean kiss-ball, right?
 
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#11793 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 12 år, 12 månader sen Stoke: 4

Lee
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Q) how do you get a one armed Irish man out of a tree?

A) you wave to him!
 
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#11795 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 12 år, 12 månader sen Stoke: 33

Andiss
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Once, a long time ago, there was a Wallaby tour of New Zealand. During their stay in Wellington, one of the players had a fairly torrid affair with a local lass. The team moved on, the girl stayed behind, and the whole thing was eventually forgotten about.

Four years later, the same player returns back to NZ with another Wallaby touring side. They are in Wellington, and who should he see walking down the street but his lover with a small child! He runs up to her and greets her, and asks if the child is his. "Yes", she says, "it is.". "But why didn't you tell me?" he asked plaintively. "Well" she said, "after I found out I was pregnant, I invited all the members of my family together for a discussion on the matter - my grandparents, my parents, my uncles, aunts and cousins. And we all came to the same conclusion: we would rather that it was a bastard than have a Wallaby for a father


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Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up;-

Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician; Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them shag him."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Brucie aside.

She asked him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say".
 
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#11839 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 12 år, 12 månader sen Stoke: 68

RATMAN
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Don't know why you're writing all those rugby jokes Andiss..Lee's into 'jumpball' and doesn't understand the humour anyway..hahahaha.
 
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#17766 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 12 år, 8 månader sen Stoke: 68

RATMAN
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thee ya go dave..that will give you an idea of how many of us there ia out there..
 
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#17782 Svar: Ozzies on this Forum? 12 år, 8 månader sen Stoke: 0

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Yep dragged here by the missus as is prob the case with most of us here ?? Good to see there are a bunch of Aussies here, I think Stockholm even has a cricket club, as well as aussie rules and rugby ?? Must be tons of expats here. Quick question, I have a 2/3mm steamer, how far in the Stockholm area will this get me before I need to upgrade to a 4mm with booties and hood ?? Do any of you Stockholm aussies get together for beers or Eurosport rugby etc (world cup coming up)
 
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