Some classic lines
"Chuck Norris thinks retro boards are for Feminists, Dirts and Pinkos."
a. "Chuck Norris knows that Simon Anderson invented the thruster. Chuck Norris isn't sure who designed your retro board, but Chuck Norris suspects he might have been French."
b. "Chuck Norris rode a quad once in the '80s. He made sure to get an STD test afterwards. We didn't know all the facts back then."
c. "If Chuck Norris caught the last wave, the next wave still belongs to Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris pictures the tube like a woman's vagina. You need to be forceful to get to it, gentle to get into it, and then you need to run like hell when things start to go bad. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris runs from no one."
